i’ve seen the good side of bad and the down side of up and everything between i licked the silver spoon, drank from the golden cup and smoked the finest green | nineteen | seattle | potty mouth | my name is emily. my interests include leonardo dicaprio and the legend of zelda. click here to be a giant douchebagTumblr (3.0; @shitnipples)http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b2fa69cc49d3c9b58b4f06515b5eb43/tumblr_mgckyo3eHi1qjm5kgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Things That Are Hard To Say</p> <p>A list by <em><a href="http://ruffclub.tumblr.com/">me</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314420823http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314420823Sat, 25 May 2013 10:22:41 -0700<p><a href="http://hungarian.tumblr.com/post/51112969688" class="tumblr_blog">hungarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages &amp; keep it a secret from everyone &amp; then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head &amp; all your friends will be like daaamn</p></blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314353841http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314353841Sat, 25 May 2013 10:21:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iceepr1ncess.tumblr.com/post/51200690662/literally-nothing-feels-better-than-being-loved-by">iceepr1ncess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone</p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314290423http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314290423Sat, 25 May 2013 10:20:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8722e26c5d8ec43fa22e8c96f33aff2/tumblr_mmwrrqcVvy1qe4vldo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314199995http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51314199995Sat, 25 May 2013 10:19:31 -0700<p>My rose is starting to heal and its so pretty i wanna cry</p>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284593701http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284593701Fri, 24 May 2013 23:06:14 -0700<p><a href="http://cat-pajamas.tumblr.com/post/51202850378/im-not-saying-im-batman-but-answer-me-this" class="tumblr_blog">cat-pajamas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>I’m not saying I’m batman, but answer me this: Have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?</span></p></blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284518873http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284518873Fri, 24 May 2013 23:04:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5567bbd89981fb1b4b9cb868783bf1c0/tumblr_mn8010ckeo1qesaego1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cat-pajamas.tumblr.com/post/51204203108/need-it">cat-pajamas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NEED IT!!</p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284511239http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284511239Fri, 24 May 2013 23:04:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1cr5b0hRG1qauutoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cat-pajamas.tumblr.com/post/51204703571/can-i-just-marry-jamie-kennedy-and-his-pink-hair">cat-pajamas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Can I just marry Jamie Kennedy and his pink hair?</p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284505155http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284505155Fri, 24 May 2013 23:04:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ca196105195d09e541bca12622ad048/tumblr_ml208bc77M1s4twweo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2685585814a7427a6a1e5e776b209dc2/tumblr_ml208bc77M1s4twweo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://facebooksexism.tumblr.com/post/51283652097/hollylderr-representation-visualization-time" class="tumblr_blog">facebooksexism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hollylderr.tumblr.com/post/47636441143/representation-visualization-time-to-wash-those">hollylderr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Representation Visualization: Time to Wash Those Men Right out of our Hair</p> </blockquote>I’d love to see a thin washing graph of media vs population too.</blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284485783http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284485783Fri, 24 May 2013 23:03:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97f750381e442259e6332eab13f98a0e/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03e03046b3fbaba8779453197a5a5d9e/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86ee0911d829dce41ee380b284949f03/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3be185499483c88dd88e50dd6b922ec3/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f236ab35fb55f1d038eb44bca7d31252/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a217f82e72a706718284bd2550b4640/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/477ea8beca088a279205b039b10cbddc/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0549db4a803e5390cf90239f9e26562f/tumblr_mnafluHKma1rawizoo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewilkersons.tumblr.com/post/51207928111/hal-all-right-dewey-under-the-circumstances-i">thewilkersons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>Hal:</strong> All right, Dewey, under the circumstances, I am giving you your one free pass. I have given each of your brothers one free pass, one time that I didn’t tell your mother about something they did.</small></p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284205821http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51284205821Fri, 24 May 2013 22:57:34 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saddeer.tumblr.com/post/33818284611/if-you-have-a-crush-on-me-please-let-me-know">saddeer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately </p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51278189936http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51278189936Fri, 24 May 2013 21:09:06 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hay-0le.tumblr.com/post/50799987097">hay-0le</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549391325">spookymormon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549054702">spookymormon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e9269e3fb08a0ce5c060fb425540ab19/tumblr_inline_mmveeyAeUI1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Idk why this made me laugh so hard hahaha</p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276947808http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276947808Fri, 24 May 2013 20:50:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l5icOO0D1r3wj2lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276534517http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276534517Fri, 24 May 2013 20:44:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94c29bca9745d155e09879b995d59951/tumblr_mmyt46vac41qhzdkyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276511479http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276511479Fri, 24 May 2013 20:43:52 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5956cc421e13b68b7c4fec955f84bc09/tumblr_mfb9fecZAD1qhtpvao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276474951http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276474951Fri, 24 May 2013 20:43:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94o9r9QRE1rppri6o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94o9r9QRE1rppri6o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276187343http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51276187343Fri, 24 May 2013 20:39:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9a2b3c7c152d3945ad8b1045d88f075/tumblr_mnbggwnmff1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/220c1a02c9bcfbdfa074780000ebbb15/tumblr_mnbggwnmff1r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b6e07cdfe34f5c77e3769a35e169f8d/tumblr_mnbggwnmff1r5zq6ao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b76c36a949c5da6077962a9d7582745/tumblr_mnbggwnmff1r5zq6ao4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51275154401http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51275154401Fri, 24 May 2013 20:24:11 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c28e8568804f0c0689315e292dc0fa0/tumblr_ml3y52jhzK1qi73s5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51275122249http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51275122249Fri, 24 May 2013 20:23:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ea4e1d7cde298ca5d760b76660aafd2/tumblr_mn9x7kOqyC1s92btgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tattoolovehome.tumblr.com/post/51272254378/a-pick-of-the-best-celebrity-tattoo-s">tattoolovehome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong> A pick of the best celebrity tattoo’s! <a href="http://bit.ly/17L9NiM"><a href="http://bit.ly/17L9NiM">http://bit.ly/17L9NiM</a></a> </strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51275023845http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51275023845Fri, 24 May 2013 20:22:19 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p4ufmKMb1qcc3pmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saveme-amazeme.tumblr.com/post/51273213632">saveme-amazeme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>∞‎♥</p> </blockquote>http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51274852264http://shitnipples.tumblr.com/post/51274852264Fri, 24 May 2013 20:19:53 -0700